Tuesday, July 18, 2006
Naughty Rat!Ok so yes i WAS fuming over the roadside cloth verdors for selling the pirated version of my 1500 wala lawn suits for a measley 300 rupees but still that wasnt the reason i screamed. No not all, i screamed for a very different reason, and believe me the scream was loud enough to make people miles away to turn their heads...and laugh.
there I was.....walking in the congested space on the path from Rabi Centre towards the tariq road signal.....and if you know the place you'll recall a particularly congested spot near a bank with cheap cloth vendors on both sides and sweaty ladies haggling over a few rupees with the ever-so-stubborn pathans(no i am not a racist). This particular day was hot and i was feeling hotter because i had just seen one of the vendors proudly displaying the pirated version of Vaneeza V9 lawn, Gul Ahmed, Yasir Waheed and Mausumery....all within 300-400. Now tell me......wouldn't that make steam run out of your ears if you happen to be as particular about Lawn prints as i am???? :@
and there goes a loud aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh! and i jumped, because a fat rat just ran past my foot and its rubbery body even touched me!!!!!!! but only moments later i realized what it was, it was a rat arrite, but it was a fake rubber replica with a string across its neck and was being operated by another roadside vendor who had a dozen similar ugly black rubber rats with shining red beads for eyes. Ufff.....i was so annoyed k i forgot all about the snikkering people around me and started scolding the man. 'Tameez nahi hai kia tumko?, beech sarak per kia zaroorat hai choohe dorane ki?' :@